K-Hole Keychain

$7.00 USD

the infamous K-Hole keychain!

an inside joke if you know you know, but for those who don't let me explain this awesome gag gift.

the k-hole (in the shape of a pad lock) shows the reality... the key to happiness the key that unlocks the lock is found in your Butthole. some have made it there life's mission to be a butthole to everyone around them, to defecate on those who don't line up and follow them in a futile attempt to unlock this magical place.

Yet they still don't understand this is not the way.

The answer is to display your k-hole for all to see without worries of what others will think because your happiness comes not from the buttholes of those around you (who are indeed Buttholes)

but from within....

You see the key to happiness is within all of us. as soon as you stop caring what others do, think, or say; the sooner the lock opens up and your happiness is abundant. so join in solidarity display your k-hole for all to see! gift one to those you hope will benefit from a good laugh... because laughter is the first pin in the lock of happiness.

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♻️ PLA – Eco-Friendly & Sustainably Sourced

PLA (Polylactic Acid) is a biodegradable thermoplastic made from renewable resources like corn starch and sugarcane. Unlike traditional petroleum-based plastics, PLA offers a lower environmental impact without compromising quality. It prints cleanly, with minimal odor and excellent surface finish—making it a top choice for creators who care about sustainability. Whether you're prototyping, crafting, or producing consumer-ready goods, PLA lets you do it with a lighter footprint.

Good for your prints. Better for the planet. 🌍