Can-O-Narcissism

Can-O-Narcissism™ - Spartan Edition

Tagline: “Crisp, refreshing, and full of yourself.”

Description

You asked for it - now you can literally crack open a cold one with your ego.
The Can-O-Narcissism™ by Spartan Industries is a clever, fully functional stash can designed to look just like a can of Coke Zero… except this one’s filled with pure confidence (and maybe your stuff).

Each can features:

• hidden compartment - top and bottom lids unscrew for easy stash access.

• Authentic proportions and feel - discreet red-and-black “Spartan” styling modeled after Coke Zero.

• Signature Spartan Ind. logo on the back and our “Can-O-Narcissism” lettering in that iconic soda-script flair.

Perfect for keeping small valuables out of sight - or just flexing your unapologetic sense of humor.

Variants

🥤 Standard Stash Can

Hollow-core with two threaded caps. Ideal for concealing keys, cash, jewelry, or your dignity.

💉 Peptide / Med Insert Edition

Includes two precision-fit internal “pucks,” each holding up to four 3 ml vials (8 total).
Because when your daily dose of self-improvement gets called narcissism, you might as well own it.

Backstory

A handful of loud critics decided we must be “narcissists” for chasing goals, looking good, and being happy. So we canned it - literally.
If self-care, confidence, and a touch of pride make you a narcissist, it’s time to crack open a can and take the power back.